February 2, 2010, 12:57 pm : RobOnt Radio Episode 144 – Dirty Fucking Hippy
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Well 3/4’s of us are back in action as everyone except the homo from Cleveland returns for an educational edition of RoR. Why educational? Well my friends, there’s lots of that fancy book learn’n type stuff in this episode as your favorite self-smarted lummoxes discuss both Winter Olympics, relationships, the demise of RobOnt.net, sustainable farming, organic food, the evil corporate empire (aka The Man) and ohhhhhh so much more. Sounds really fucking boring doesn’t it? I guess it could be if you’re not a fan of the program, but I’m sure the RoR faithful will find this very entertaining 
So tune in, or don’t, you know the drill by now 
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January 25, 2010, 9:46 pm : No Show Tonight
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No show tonight guys, little too much going on… Should be back next week though
January 19, 2010, 11:19 am : RobOnt Radio Episode 143 – Mischa Barton’s Boobies
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I know I know, there was a passing reference to Mischa Barton in the show, how on earth does she get the title all to herself when the remake of “Where The Wild Things Are” should be front and center? I don’t wanna look at those untrimmed stumps all week people, that’s why, and really, Mischa’s looking pretty friggin hawt in that pic…. Old school RoR is in full effect this week as it’s just J and I, which means we spend a good portion of the show ripping off (hoo hoo) old OnA bits including leprechauns in Alabama, cops on drugs, turtles and wait, a non OnA video, Bill O’Reilly vs Turtle Boy!! We get around to talking about the Golden Globes, Avatar (again), movies (again), Rob’s new Xbox and video games in general and then the last half hour or so doing some contemplating about why we’re such assholes and trying to answer some moral conundrums…. Starts off kinda slow but I think it built itself into a pretty entertaining episode all in all. Maybe you’ll think so as well, or not, in which case I would suggest you suck it. Either way you’ll have to listen to figure that out so get crackin already would ya???? Ohh and join our Facebook page, and tell your friends too as well, we’re insecure lil fucks that need constant attention, there I said it… Now chop chop, listen already!
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January 17, 2010, 9:29 pm : RobOnt Radio Episode 142 – The One That Was Missing But Now Isn’t
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OK so it’s been a hell of a week, let’s say it started off with this episode and SOMEONE spilling beer all over poor Jason during the taping, go ahead listen, it’s there, you’ll hear it…. We should probably have expected that though, given that Rob and Dan were just back from a Hangover style weekend in Niagara Falls, so there may or may not have been discussion of that, I’m not sure, I can’t remember? Why? Cuz after that unfortunate beer dousing we wrapped up the show, I edited it, went to bed and woke up to a dead fucking hard drive in “that fucking piece of shit Mac”… But not to worry, I am a tried and true fag Apple fanboy and had a Time Capsule installed so luckily it was saved, and one ripped apart iMac, a new hard drive and several days later here we are, with an episode that contains ummmm, I don’t fucking know what, so listen and fill us in would ya? kthnx
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January 4, 2010, 12:07 pm : RobOnt Radio – Dan Wants to Lick Michelle Rodriguez’s Hairy Pits
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And a happy New Year to all you crazy kids as Jason Blanchard joins us to fire up the equipment (or try to get it running as best as possible, fuck you piece of shit Apple) and start our 5th year of RoR. Lots to discuss this evening, like Avatar, Hayden Panettiere’s Ass, BSG, Hayden Panettiere’s Ass, Gwen Stefani in a bikini, Hayden Panettiere’s Ass, The Hangover, well I’m sure you get what would come next… Ohhhhh the two Jason’s have a debate, our resident Savage Lover says he would slurp on these boobs, the comedian guy says no fucking way, so we’re taking a poll:
And for those of you wondering, the site in question was this one. Ohhh ya, we also discuss the possibility of finding naked pix of someone you know, or even better, finding video of your bride to be our spouse slurping some dooodes hog at a bachlorette party ala Dancing Bear which leads us to wonder if that is legit or not, which leads us to, ohhh for fuck sakes, by now you guys know we’re a bunch of ADD riddled asses and we can’t pick one subject and we blather on about everyt… eewww shiny thing, nice! Where was I?
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December 29, 2009, 9:49 pm : Happy 4th Year Anniversary
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Happy 4th Year Anniversary to us… And we’re celebrating with… jack shit… nothing today my friends, but we’ll be back next Monday night.. Leave us a message at 1-888-RobOnt1 (1-888-762-6681) toll free even… we’ll play it on the air.. maybe… most likely… fuck I love licorice….
December 15, 2009, 12:03 pm : RobOnt Radio Episode 140 – Glorious Basterds
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And as the kids today would say (or a decade ago for that matter) we kick it old school (cuz we’re hip to your jive talking lingo crackas) with just Jason and Rob for this last before xmas edition of RoR. There was beer to be drank, including some nice Belgian beer from New Zealand, there were movies to be discussed, awards not to be collected, there were bitchz to be knocked out, there topics to be discussed, and I’ll be fucked if I know what we talked about last night so you’re gonna have to listen to it yourselves and let me know. What I do know is there will be no show next week, there may be one on the 28th to marvel at what depths men will sink to, to occupy one night a week without women present as we celebrate 4 fucking years of doing this…. Keep an eye out on the Facebook Group (please join if you haven’t), sure we’ll post shit there, if you’re bored leave us a message at 1-888-762-6681 congratulating us on having no fucking lives for 4 years, we’ll play your messages on the next show, if you’re really bored, bother other people like ohhh I dunno Zomgitscriss or Eli Roth, or Kevin Smith or any other of the fine fine people that have blown us off during the last few years to leave us messages… Or hell, find new people to blow us off Either way thank you guys sincerely for listening and participating and an honestly really fun year for the show.. Whatever you do or don’t celebrate this time of year I hope it’s awesome for you and wish nothing but the best of you and your families…
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December 8, 2009, 11:24 am : RobOnt Radio – Mmmm Thick Asses, Not Us, But Theirs
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I know, why the fuck is there a picture of Aishwarya Rai there and please tell me you’re not saying she has a thick ass… Ahhh the answers are inside my friends in this all over the fucking place edition of RoR. We pick up on some of the stuff in last weeks episode (which really should have been called Parry Hotter and the Philosophers Bong, but I digress), we bring our unique insight to the world of “Green Technologies”, we tackle such deep philosophical topics such as what it would mean to be the father of an Adam Lambert and if a string covers a nipple is it really a nip slip, and when all else fails, start looking at a bunch of lists of who the hottest chick in the world is.. Important shit people, so listen… or don’t…
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December 1, 2009, 11:26 am : Episode 138 – Hermione’s Tight Ass
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Odd little episode I must say as we contemplate life’s little mystery’s, such as the ass on a 19 year old witch, string theory, Project Mayhem and dimensional differences just to name a few of the topics. You will also be glad to know this episode is refreshingly free of Smegma. I know, I know, all this awesomeness in one episode, how could you not listen? Is this episode hiding a dirty little secret that I’m not filling you in on, or is it just more of the same shit excreted by the same boring asses? There is only one way to find out my friends, put on your hip waders and step into the deep shit abyss that is episode 138 my friends…….
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November 24, 2009, 10:38 am : RobOnt Radio Episode 137 – Taylor Swift and the Giant Cheesy Penis
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Dan and Jason are back and join Rob for an action* packed episode of RoR filled with discussions of smegma, movies, science experiments, doctors appointments, blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah… You know what to expect by now, and if not, well then you better get fucking cracking and do some listening huh? Ohhhhh there is a video that goes along with this lil episode of ours, but it’s not hear yet, it will however be posted on our youtube channel and facebook group later today for those interested, and it shall be called “Our Griswaldy Xmasy Science Experiment” aka “Don’t snort the plastic snow”…. Very ambitious of us, no? OK no, but we’re doing it anyway… so there…
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